| PEOPLE |
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 Blinken Meets With Lavrov
Orders tea for two, “hold the
plutonium.” |
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Elon Musk Plans to Build
Own Utopia in Texas
“It'll put Dr. No to shame,” he boasts. |
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| MEDIA |
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Tucker Carlson Shows Selected
Clips From Jan 6, Calls Rioters
“Sightseers”
Compares insurrection to episode of “Rick
Steves' Washington.” |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Trump to Release $99 Coffee
Table Book of Letters He's
Received From Famous People
None of them from district attorneys. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Tesla Under Investigation
After Reports of Steering Wheels Falling Off
Company says it will start including
a spare steering wheel in the trunk. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: The Richer You Are,
the Happier You Are
Even those just paid more for their
opinion seem happier than those paid less. |
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 Strange Circles
Discovered on Mars
Scientists believe they're the work
of “pranksters.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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China Accuses U.S. of
“Stir-Frying” Theories
About Covid's Origin
Demands Americans pick one, from
Column A or Column B. |
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Personality Study: Nice People
Care Less About Money
Experts consider them “easy marks.” |
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| FACTOID |
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 Coulrophobia,
a Fear of Clowns, is 4,500 Years Old
Before then they were considered
quite harmless, if a bit silly. |
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