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 NO. 1179 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 8 - 14, 2023 

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May 15
 
  ROYAL FAMILY POSES FOR
PICTIURES AFTER CORONATION

That's newly crowned King Charles III waving.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK's Top Scientist: AI “Could Be
as Transformative as the
Industrial Revolution”

We could go from oxen pulling carts to people pulling carts.
WHO Declares Pandemic Over
Launches low-key “WHO Cares?” campaign.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
In Deposition, Trump Mistakes E. Jean Carroll for Ex-Wife Marla Maples
He divorced Maples, he now says, because “she wasn't my type.”
U. S. NEWS
Yellen: U.S. Could Run Out
of Money by June 1

Admits that she too could use “a little cash” to get her through the end of the month.
Oath Keepers, Proud Boys
Found Guilty of Seditious
Conspiracy

Soon, trials of Wise Guys, Proud Oafs, Loud Mouths, Dumb & Dumbers.
 
REMINDER
  Workers of the world, unite! On Zoom, of course.
 
Study: Gun Violence Much
Worse in Red States

But, with lower taxes and fewer regulations it's "worth the risk," says teen toting AR-15 on condition of anonymity.
 
POLL
Gallup: About Half in U.S.
Worry About Their Money's
Safety in Banks

But they do pay slightly more interest than mattresses.
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