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PEOPLE
George Santos Denies Identity Theft Charges
“I don't know a George Santos,” he says.
Trump: Rather Be Electrocuted
Than Eaten by Shark

As for hanging or firing squad, “I'd flip a coin.”
 
MEDIA
  Meta Unveils Celebrity AI Chatbot
Already, Charo explaining Einstein's Field Theory has gone viral.
New York: Bill Would Require Minors to Get Parental Permission to Use Algorithm-Based Social Media
Another bill would require parents to know what an algorithm is.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Energy to Run AI Could Equal Needs of Entire Country
“They're power hungry,” fears report's author.
SCIENCE
Scientists Use CRISPR to
Make Chickens More
Resistant to Bird Flu

And extra crispy.
British Physicist Claims He
Has Proof We're Living in
a Simulation

“Everything looks so cheap,” he explains.
Prada to Help Design
Astronauts' Space Suits
for Moon Mission

It will be first time ties are worn on moon.
NASA Reveals Contents of Capsule Containing Asteroid Samples
“Just a lot of rocks and dirt,” says spokesperson.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Placebos May Ease
Pain by Acting on Brain's
Emotional Systems

Ask your doctor if placebos are right for you.

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