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TECHNOLOGY
AI Cleaning Robot Picks Up Clothes Off the Floor and Puts Them in Laundry Basket
While endlessly repeating recorded message, “Get up off the couch, go out and get a job.”
Upheaval at OpenAI Over
Whether AI Good or Bad
for Humanity

By humanity, they mean shareholders.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
France: Napoleon's Hat Sells for $2.1 Million at Auction
Winning bidder says he bought it because “I'm crazy.”
 
SPORTS
After DUI, Colts Owner Claims
Police Stopped Him Because
He's a “White Billionaire”

“Driving while white with a deep portfolio,” he adds.
FEATURE
There are 1,073,743 registered firearms in the United States. How many unregistered firearms are there (estimated)?
   A )   989,024
   B )  1,423,218
   C )  3,922,732
   D )392,273,257
Hint: there are more than enough for everybody.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Oxfam: Richest 1% Pollute
More Than Poorest 66%

Though much of the pollution does trickle down to the poor.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Rolling Stones Tour Being Sponsored by AARP
Along with Metamucil, Geritol, and A Place for Mom.

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