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PEOPLE
Trump Questions Haley's Birthplace
“She looks awful foreign to me,” he tells crowd.
Revealed: Epstein
Had Tapes of Clinton,
Prince Andrew, Trump, Others

Enough to start a streaming service.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Says He Hopes
Economy Crashes

“I only want what's best for our country.”
93% of Americans' Stock Market Wealth Held by Top 10%
Top 10% defined as “anyone who knows what a portfolio is.”
Report: Trump Earned
$8 Million From Foreign
Powers While in Office

“And that's just the first two years
— I assure you it's well over twenty million,” says Trump.
CONSUMER NEWS
Commercials Featuring Deepfakes of Stars Confusing Consumers
Does Helen Mirren really use Gorilla Glue?
 
SCIENCE
Research: Dogs Can Detect
if People Are Stressed

At which point they “turn on the charm.”
Cosmic Megastructure in Deep Space Challenges Theories of Universe
And gives astrophysicists the willies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Federal Scientists Recommend Easing Restrictions on Marijuana
Find it has certain health benefits, and provides a “very nice buzz.”
Report: Bottled Water Contains Invisible Particles of Nanoplastics
“Out of sight, out of mind,” says industry spokesperson.

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