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PEOPLE
Trump Refers to Himself as "Honest Don"
"And I want to sell you a car," he adds.
Aaron Rodgers, Jesse Ventura Top JFK Jr's Runningmate List
Apparently Tom Brady, Hulk Hogan declined.
 
MEDIA
Dating Apps Find Turning
a Profit Difficult

Why pay for something you can get for free on any bathroom wall.
 
BUSINESS
Majority Support 4-Day Workweek
Notable exception: employees of 3-Day Tires.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Critics Lambaste Tesla's Cybertruck After Countless Problems
Only thing that seems to work is its cool factor.
SCIENCE
Expert Panel Votes Against
Proposal to Officially Call
Current Age Anthropocene

They'll meet again next year.
Some Think AI Will Save
Humanity, Some Think It
Will Destroy It

When asked, OpenAI says it's “not too concerned.”
 
Scientists Create Nutritious Meat Substitute From Gene-Edited Mold
You'll soon be able to choose between mouthwatering mold (above) and a Big Mac.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Gallup: Nearly 30% of Gen Z
Women Identify as LGBTQ

But not as Z.
 
ENVIRONMENT
ExxonMobil CEO Blames
Public for Climate Change Crisis

“If they got out of their cars and walked, or rode bikes, we wouldn't be in this mess.”

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