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 NO. 730 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 29 - OCT 5, 2014 

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JETER CHANGES MIND
Will play three more years.
 
WORLD NEWS
Khorasan Latest Group to Emerge, Joining ISIS, Al Qaeda, Others
Aspiring terrorists face bewildering number of choices.
U.S. Air Force Has Advantage in Syria
Successful strike is hit on any military target on either side.
Jordan's King: ISIS Pays Fighters $1000 a Month
And their dental plan is better than Al Qaeda's.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
France: Sarkozy to Attempt Comeback
Not shown: Sarkozy.
U. S. NEWS
Holder Steps Down to Widespread Praise
From big banks, government snoops and war criminals.
 
REMINDER
  We're dropping bombs on them over there so they don't leak our nude selfies over here.
 
Rockefellers to Divest Themselves of All Fossil Fuel Assets
Family made rich by Standard Oil will convert money to dimes and hand them out to strangers.
FAA Will Allow Moviemakers
To Use Drones

Could revolutionize adult film industry.
 
TRENDS
Chinese Buying Up U.S. Golf
Courses

To use for digging secret tunnels to China.
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