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 NO. 856 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 27 - MAR 5, 2017 

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MEMBERS OF CONGRESS RETURN HOME, MEET WITH CONSTITUENTS
Hold town halls to see what's on their mind.
 
WORLD NEWS
Revealed: Kim Jong-un's Brother Killed by Deadly Nerve Agent
Or, in North Korea, “of natural causes.”
Swedish Town Considers Paid
Hour a Week for Sex

With proof of purchase.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
North Korea: Kim Jong-un Reveals “Nuclear Device”
Beach ball covered in tin foil has yield of 20 kilotons, he says.
U. S. NEWS
White House Bars New York
Times
, Los Angeles Times,
CNN From Press Briefing

Welcomes Pravda, Izvestia, RT.
Ramped-Up Deportations
Good for Some

Especially makers of “Help Wanted” signs.
Report: Analysts Told to Keep Trump's Security Briefs Short
With a limit of 140 characters.
 
REMINDER
  Deport and replace.
 
Automakers Call on EPA Head
Pruitt to Ease Fuel-Efficiency
Standards

“Like you promised in the emails,” they remind him.
Report: Tooth Fairy Payouts
Up 13 1/2 %

Will be major topic at next meeting of Fed.
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