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 NO. 967 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 15 - 21, 2019 

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SARAH SANDERS: CONGRESS WAY TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND TRUMP'S TAXES
“Even the best minds at the IRS couldn't make heads or tails of it.”
 
WORLD NEWS
EU Approves Brexit Extension
Allows time for nineteen more votes in Parliament.
 
POLITICS
Democratic Candidate Andrew
Yang to Use 3D Hologram on
Campaign Trail

Will allow him to stump simultaneously in all fifty states while he vacations in Maui.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
World Sees First Photo of Black Hole
And that's the last thing anyone remembers.
U. S. NEWS
White House Plans Military-Run Detention Camps at Border
With scary names like “Camp Doom” and “House of Pain.”
At Trump Rally, Sean Hannity
Calls Press Corps “Fake News”

“Except for me,” he adds.
 
REMINDER
  Only the little people reveal their taxes.
 
Former Oil Lobbyist Confirmed as Interior Secretary
Hasn't revealed if he'll spend lavishly on personal travel, hire relatives, or accept kickbacks from oil companies.
Report: Trump Criticized George Washington for Not Naming Mount Vernon After Himself
Plans to paint White House gold, rename it Trump Palace.
 
HEALTH
Breast Milk Latest Trendy
Health Supplement for Adults

Mostly lonely rich guys.
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