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 NO. 820 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 20 - 26, 2016 

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TRUMP PICKS UP BIG ENDORSEMENT
Motorcycle gangs say they'll canvass door to door for him.
 
WORLD NEWS
Gun Homicides in Germany,
Where There is Gun Control
(in 2012}: 61, In the U.S., Where
There is Not (in 2014): 10,965

Either Germans can't shoot straight, or we have a problem.
UK: Brexit Supporters Fit Similar Profile
Most did poorly in foreign languages when in school.
 
POLITICS
Trump Suggests U.S. Start Using Racial Profiling
“Just on Muslims and Mexicans,” he explains, “not on blacks and whites.”
U. S. NEWS
CIA Predicts More Terror Attacks
If they’re wrong, nobody will care, if they’re right, it's “We told you so.”
Report: Computer Crash in
Virginia Wipes Out Decade's
Worth of U.S. Military Data

Fortunately, Edward Snowden has a copy.
 
REMINDER
  Coffee is good for you, this week.
 
Emerson College Now Offering
Degree in Comedy

Lesson 1: Keep your day job.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Japan: Giant Tuna Sold for Nearly $40,000
Buyer says he plans on having a tuna sandwich for lunch every day for the next sixty-two years.
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