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 NO. 985 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 19 - 25, 2019 

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TRUMP PRESIDENCY Part 1 - Last week's edition - Click Here
APRIL - JUNE, 2018
Trump Hits Back at Comey Memos
Says they prove no collusion, no obstruction AND NO PEEING!!
McCain Doesn't Want Trump
At His Funeral, Say Sources

“I don't care what he wants, I'm going,” tweets Trump.
Leaked: Trump Made Senior
Staff Sign Nondisclosure
Agreements

According to half a dozen high-ranking anonymous sources.
In Tweet, Trump Denies Calling
Rod Rosenstein “Mr. Peepers,”
Jeff Sessions “Mr. Magoo”
Also denies calling Mitch McConnell “Toby Turtle.”
Trump's Immigration Plan
Keeps Whites in Majority
5 More Years Than Projected

Time needed by Republicans to finish transferring all the nation's wealth to six privileged families.
Trump Calls Summit With Kim “Complete Success”
Political odd couple jumps for joy in picture shot by mutual friend, Dennis Rodman.
Trump's Nominee to Head CIA
Once Ran Black Site Where
Prisoners Were Waterboarded

Before that she ran a comedy club.
Latest CNN Poll: While Trump's Favorability Still Stuck at 40%, Melania's Hits 57%
Women sympathize, men fantasize.
 
JULY - SEPTEMBER, 2018
Trump's Lawyers Argue
He's Too Busy to Answer
Mueller's Questions

Golf, enraging presidents of friendly countries, colluding with enemies to fix elections, arranging hush money payments for sex scandals, lying, cheating, stealing, monetizing his presidency all very time-consuming.
  Trump Dreams He's a Big Baby Flying Into London
But it isn't a dream!
 
Report: North Korea Building
Up Nuclear Sites, Not Tearing
Them Down

Something must have gotten lost in translation.
Trump Turns Over Global Leadership to Putin
“It's in your hands now,” he proclaims.
After Summit, Many Wonder
What Putin Has on Trump

And if it's in HD.
Giuliani: “Truth Isn't Truth”
And “isn't isn't isn't.”

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