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 NO. 813 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 2 - 8, 2016 

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  BAGHDAD: PROTESTERS STORM IRAQI PARLIAMENT
Want to “make Iraq great again.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Dubai Pushes for Driverless Cars
But driver not driving them can't be a woman.
Bad News: Police, Drug Cartels in Big Shoot-Out in Acapulco
Good news: great deals now available for hotels, vacation packages.
Surprise: Wildlife Thriving
Near Chernobyl

Remote cameras capture numerous jackalopes, unicorns, centaurs.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Obama Gets First Look at Virtual Reality
Shown: he experiences a Democratically controlled Congress.
U. S. NEWS
Arsenic in Many Foods, Says FDA
Too many to mention.
Congress: GOP Opposes
Mandatory Spending on
Cancer Research

Supports DIY efforts.
States of the Confederacy
Increasingly Unhappy With
Outcome of Civil War

Want rematch.
 
REMINDER
  If they outlaw football, only outlaws will play football.
 
Appealing Bribery Conviction,
Former Virginia Governor Bob
McDonnell Says Buying Political
Access Protected Speech

Invokes principle of one dollar, one vote.
 
POLITICS
Trump Touts “America First” in Major Foreign Policy Speech
Vows to keep U.S. out of World War Two.
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