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 NO. 1031 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 6 - 12, 2020 

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TRUMP: OPPONENTS WANT TO WIPE OUT AMERICAN HISTORY
Opponents: just the last four years.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russians Vote to Keep Putin
In Power Until 2036

“After then, we'll see,” says one voter.
 
TRAVEL
Americans Not Welcome in
Europe, Mexico

Reason: we come from a shithole country.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Warning Issued About Phony Face Mask Exemption Cards
If they're signed by Donald Trump, they're not authentic.
U. S. NEWS
Trump on Better-Than-Expected Jobs Report: “These Are Not Numbers Made Up by Me; These Are Numbers”
Not that his made-up numbers are no good, just that these are actual numbers.
Airlines Return to Full
Capacity Flights

Passengers accept they're trapped in a flying petri dish.
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for Donald J. Trump.
 
Mississippi Lawmakers Vote
To Remove Confederate
Symbol From State Flag

Hope to replace it with a burning cross.
 
POLITICS
Republicans Buzzing About Running Tucker Carlson in 2024
He checks all the boxes: racist, conspiracist, no experience.
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