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 NO. 725 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 25 - 31, 2014 

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UKRAINE: RUSSIAN CONVOY BRINGS HUMANITARIAN AID
Each truck packed with desperately needed AK-47s, tanks, shoulder-fired missiles.
 
WORLD NEWS
Poll: English Oppose Shared Currency With an Independent Scotland
“It's not like they spend any of it,” says one Englishman.
Abu Dhabi's Etihad Airways Offering Luxurious Three-Room Suites
Aboard Their Jumbo Jets

During introductory “Take Us Along” promotion your wives fly free.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Apple Planning Major Announcement
Could involve Queen Elizabeth parachuting to top of Big Ben wearing company's long-rumored smartwatch.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon: International Effort
Needed to “Crush” ISIS

But first we must help them overthrow Assad.
One Third of American Adults
In FBI's Criminal Database

If you've never been convicted of a crime, signed a petition, or have a name similar to someone who has, you can relax.
 
REMINDER
  No man is an island, unless it's for taxes.
 
9 Months After Government Shutdown D.C. Hospitals Report Baby Boom
According to Bureau of Unintended Consequences.
 
TRENDS
Cost of Raising a Child to 18 Soars Over $245,000
Roughly fifty thousand Happy Meals and two trips to Disneyland.
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