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 NO. 886 “Expect the Ironic” SEP 25 - OCT 1, 2017 

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WORLD NEWS
TRUMP CALLS KIM “ROCKET MAN”; KIM CALLS TRUMP “MENTALLLY DERANGED
DOTARD”
Trump vs. Kim added to Wrestlemania XXXIV.
 
RELIGION
Christian Numerologist Says
World Will End Sept. 23rd

That's last Saturday for those of you still hunkered down in bomb shelters.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Millionaires, Billionaires Gather to Celebrate Forbes' 100th Birthday
Each receives complimentary copy of magazine.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Hope for Vote
On Cassidy-Graham
Healthcare Bill This Week

Need just fifty-one Senators with no pre-existing conditions.
Trump Ramps Up North Korea Sanctions
Bars sale of all Trump-branded products to rogue regime.
 
REMINDER
  Stand for the anthem, kneel before Trump.
 
GOP Congressman Defends Trump's Tweets: “He's Just A Fun Guy”
“Doesn't really want to start WWIII.”
HHS Secretary Price Took Charter Flights Dozens of Times for Government Business
“Just trying to keep up with the Mnuchins,” he quips.
 
PUBLISHING
After 50 Years, Rolling Stone
Up for Sale

Possible buyer: AARP.
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