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 NO. 755 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 23 - 29, 2015 

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VALUES VOTERS PICK HUCKABEE AS THEIR FAVORITE
He's had the fewest affairs, paid most of his taxes and shilled for only one weight-loss product.
 
WORLD NEWS
Europe, Middle East Welcome Spring
Time for flowers to blossom, animals to mate, military forces to begin Spring Offensives.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Millions of Children Across Globe Watch Total Eclipse
Many look up from their smartphones for the very first time.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Not Happy About
Netanyahu's Election Victory

According to one highly placed source, one senior Administration official speaking on condition of anonymity, and one former White House intern blabbing off the record.
Oregon: Motor Voter Law
Adds Drivers to Electoral
Rolls Automatically

Mercedes owners registered as Republicans, Subaru owners as Democrats.
 
REMINDER
  Judge others by their character and not by their bracket.
 
Secret Service Asks Congress
For $8 Million to Build White
House Replica for Training

With Oval Office, East, West Wings, fully stocked bar.
Driverless Car Now En Route From San Francisco to New York City
Public advised to stay off the road.
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