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 NO. 758 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 13 - 19, 2015 

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HILLARY ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY
Will run as a Democrat.
 
In Historic Meeting, Obama, Castro Talk for an Hour
Discuss moving Marlins to Havana.
 
POLITICS
Jeb Bush: Registering as
Hispanic in 2009 an “Accident”

Meant to check “all of the above.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
In Latest Viral Conundrum, World Split on Whether Cat Ascending or Descending Stairs
And whether cat looks like Marilyn Monroe or Albert Einstein.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Backs Efforts to End Conversion Therapy
“Turning Democrats into Republicans is not only wrong, it's impossible,” he says.
Snowden: NSA Collecting
Americans' Racy Pics

In case we get any ideas.
Critics Question DHS Plan to
Shut Down All Mobile Phone
Service During National Crisis

You'll know it's happening if you see everybody look up from their palms.
 
REMINDER
  Pay your taxes, unless of course you're rich.
 
Kansas Bill Prevents Recipients From Using Welfare Money on Cruises
But they can, if they save for 37 years, put a down payment on a Bentley.
Report: Government Has
Record of Every Phone Call
Made in Last 20 Years

So, if you called Osama bin Laden in 1994, you have nothing to worry about.
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