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 NO. 1000 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 2 - 8, 2019 

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WHITE HOUSE RELEASES TRUMP 2020 CALENDAR
Each month his head's photoshopped on a different actor or bodybuilder.
 
WORLD NEWS
Trump Reopens Talks
With Taliban

After they agree to investigate Bidens.
 
POLITICS
Iowa: Biden Embarks on
“No Malarkey” Bus Tour

Short of campaign funds, he's doing the driving.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Prince Charles Pleads With Prince Andrew to “Get Dressed, Come Inside”
After he disrobes in Queen's Garden revealing massive tribal tattoo he “honestly can't remember getting.”
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Majority of Republicans
Say Trump Better President
Than Lincoln

Or “Little Abe” as Trump calls him.
President Puts Kushner
In Charge of Border Wall

Added to negotiating Middle East peace, streamlining government, overseeing space program and conducting foreign policy he should have some time on Tuesday mornings.
 
REMINDER
  What did the president know, and when did he start tweeting about it?
 
Trump Has Spent $115 Million
On Golf Trips While in Office

Government's spent more on his golf tees than it's spent fighting opioid addiction.
Rick Perry Calls Donald Trump “The Chosen One Sent by God”
Sent here to pardon him.
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