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 NO. 1229 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 22 - 28, 2024 

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  TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
BEGINS IN NEW YORK

First of four trials of the century this year.
 
WORLD NEWS
Israel Sends Handful of Toy Drones Armed With Firecrackers Into Iran
Both sides have good laugh, then get back to business.
To Fight “Shrinkflation” France Forcing Retailers to Warn Shoppers
Whether it's a few less frog legs, or half as many snails, they must say so.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
House Delivers Articles of Impeachment to Senate
Senator receives them, hands congressman $5 tip, tears them up.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Break Out
in Civil War

Conflict pits extreme wing of party against even more extreme wing.
Twelve Jurors Seated for
Trump Hush Money Trial,
After Brief Selection Process

With only ten challenges, former president must accept as jurors Rosie O'Donnell, Robert De Niro, Kathy Griffin and E. Jean Carroll.
 
REMINDER
  Let him who has not committed adultery, fraud, rape, and incited a coup cast the first stone.
 
Louisiana Republicans Vote to
Repeal Law Requiring Lunch
Breaks for Child Laborers

“They only eat junk food anyway,” says one.
 
ELECTION 2024
Kennedy Family Endorses Biden
Trump endorsed by Manson family.
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