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Secretary of State Albright to
Stay in North Korea
Loves weather, food, "cute
little shops" in Pyongyang. |
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Pope Condemns High Price
of Gasoline
Gas-guzzling popemobile gets less than
eight miles per gallon. |
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Pickpockets, Purse-Snatchers on
Strike in France
Demanding paid vacations, health
benefits. |
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Supermodels Donate Leftovers
to Fight World Hunger
Move could help "considerably"
to combat starvation in third world. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Mexico City
Sitting Under Thick Cloud
of Noxious, Gut-Choking Smog
Best conditions in forty
years. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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 BILL GATES HAS
TEMPER TANTRUM OVER WINDOWS
SOURCE CODE THEFT
"I want it back! I want it back! I
want it back!" he screamed at
the top of his lungs, before returning
to his 630-room house. |
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Congress Passes Pharaoh's
Rights Bill
Wealthy may have up to ten
servants entombed with them to use in
afterlife. |
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Census: Big Population Shift
to the Southeast
Public asked to move a little bit to the
northwest. |
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Statehood for Wyoming Proposed
"But we are a
state," says Governor. |
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| ELECTION 2000 |
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"Gore Good, Bush Bad"
Campaign Targets Less Thoughtful Voters
GOP response: "Bush Better." |
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In Case of Dead Heat, Clinton
Will Remain in Office
Announcement made by League of Young
Women Voters.
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