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GREENSPAN
LOWERS INTEREST RATE
But raises blood pressure. |
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AOL/Time-Warner No Threat to
Healthy Competition, It Claims
Divisions within new company will clash
in volleyball, chess. |
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Rolls-Royce SUV Debuts
at
Auto Show
4-wheel drive, Poupon jar holder
standard. |
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Pagans Welcome Cloned
Sacrificial Lambs
Costs cut nearly in half, says spokesperson
Hagar. |
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| SHOW BUSINESS |
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CBS Mum on "Survivor
II" Outcome
Will only say that winner is "gay
and obnoxious." |
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Disney Sues Makers of
"Adult Toy Story"
Short features talking dildoes and
dancing ben-wah balls. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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CLINTON WILL
MOVE TO IRELAND
Finds acceptance in nation of
song, warm
beer, tragic character
flaws. |
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| ART |
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 POST-IT
NOTE PAINTING BREAKS RECORD
AT LONDON AUCTION
Artist's tiny pastel and charcoal homage
to Rembrandt brings a high bid of
eight cents. |
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| TOP PSYCHICS' PREDICTIONS
FOR 2001 |
| Lamarr Carroll: "A
living, breathing dinosaur will be found
in South America, by Joey of
'N SYNC." |
| Frieda Faylen: "Three
words will become all too common:
"crud"; "Selznick";
"flotilla." |
| The Cyber Psychic:
"Mickey Rooney will wed
Elizabeth Taylor in a private ceremony in
Scotland." |
| Pandu: "The
Minnesota Twins will win the Super
Bowl." |
| IBM Deep Blue II:
"Recession by third
quarter; war in Middle East; major Bush
cabinet shakeup; Sir Gallop wins
Preakness; pogo sticks next big thing;
Yahoo purchased by News Corp; Miss
Georgia wins Miss America; Miss Costa
Rica wins Miss World; Miss Brazil wins
Miss Universe; Miss Illinois wins Miss
Nude America; Miss Canada wins Miss Nude
World; Miss Venezuela wins Miss Nude
Universe." |
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