 MCDONALD'S
INTRODUCES NEW BRITISH
BURGER
Two all-beef patties, pickle,
lettuce, relish on sesame
seed bun, dipped in
disinfectant. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Taliban Destroy Oscar Statuettes
Final plea from Jack Valenti ignored. |
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Lock of Buddha's Hair Found
in China
Now on display in Beijing barber
shop. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Investors Fleeing Tech
Stocks, Blue Chips
Moving funds into NCAA office pools. |
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Earnings Warning at
FreeLunch.com
Lack of revenue hurts balance sheet,
stock tumbles. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 TWO CHAMPS
MEET
John Ruiz, who hasn't beaten Lennox
Lewis, and George Bush,
who hasn't beaten Al
Gore, smile proudly for the camera.
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress Reaches Campaign
Finance Reform Compromise
Senators, representatives may be bought,
but not re-sold. |
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Coca-Cola Yields on
School Marketing
Will remove phrase "It's the real
thing" from Pledge of Allegiance. |
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Unborn Fetus Gets Life
Without
Parole in Florida Case
Officers with tiny handcuffs await
delivery. |
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| POLITICS |
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SCHWARZENEGGER MAY
RUN FOR CALIFORNIA
STATEHOUSE
Believes he can beat
"girly man" Gov. Gray
Davis. |
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| MODERN LIVING |
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Poll: 68% Believe
“Your Call Will
Be Answered in the Order in Which
It Was Received” is a Load of Bull
The rest (32%) think it's a crock. |
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Taco Bell's
"Hannibal" Action
Figures Are Edible
"Bad taste," say some;
"taste good," say others. |
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