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MORE
TROUBLE FOR BUSH
He's drinking again. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan's Military Ruler
Wins Close
Election by One Vote
Casts only vote for himself. |
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Europe Still Glowing One
Week After Bush Visit
Basking in renewed sense of superiority. |
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North Korea Sets Conditions
For Talks With Bush
Bush must come to the meeting alone, with
a bag full of money, dressed as a duck. |
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Report: Half of World's
Languages Will Disappear by 2100
English already toast. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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STILL
MORE TROUBLE FOR BUSH
White House has no comment. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Says He'll Veto
Patients'
Bill of Rights
Urges passage of HMO's Bill of
Rights. |
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Administration Plan Will
Increase Miles Per Gallon
For US Autos
Program reduces official length of "mile." |
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AOL-Microsoft Talks Collapse
War is imminent. |
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REMINDER
Get involved,
join a cult. |
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POLITICS |
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Dems Search for Candidate in
'04
Looking for poor achiever, ne'er-do-well
with DUI's, limited intelligence. |
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Republicans Seize McCain
Senator held in big tent as POW. |
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ACADEMIA |
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Respected Historian Admits
Fabricating Own History
A public apology is issued by the
Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Jefferson
and Truman at Appomattox, and Madison,
The Man Who Invented Advertising. |
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