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FIRST LADY'S OFFICIAL
PORTRAIT UNVEILED AT WHITE
HOUSE
Laura Bush is
"thrilled." |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Abandons War Crimes
Tribunal Pact
Decision has "absolutely nothing
whatsoever" to do with current
military plans, says Bush. |
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Inflation Rate Stabilizing in
Argentina
Holding steady at 110%. |
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Cuba Added to Axis of Evil
"Where's the plaque?" asks Castro. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
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Ashcroft
Adopts Get Tough Policy
With Jaywalkers
Hopes to "send a
message." |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Justice Department Registers
as Official Lobbying Group for NRA
Former gun lobby will concentrate on
bumper stickers, shooting contests. |
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IRS Changes Legal Address to
The Bahamas
Will save government money, says a
spokesperson. |
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REMINDER
The Second Amendment guarantees
the right of every nut to own a gun. |
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Great Opportunities Abound
For Grads
Wide variety of career choices include
Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Rolling Stones Announce
2002-2003 Tour Schedule
Fort Lauderdale, Leisure Village, Sun City
among the major stops. |
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Pope Blesses Internet
But condemns to eternal damnation
slow download times. |
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