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HUMAN CLONING
GATHERS STEAM
Another human clone discovered
in New Jersey. |
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North, South Korea Unite in
Hatred for United States
Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. |
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Venezuelan Protests Led
By Middle Class
All five of them. |
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China Plans First Manned
Spaceflight
Hopes to place Dalai Lama in orbit. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Hooters Buys Airline
Aggressively recruiting babelicious pilots. |
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Rolls-Royce
Phantom to Cost $333,000
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Sporty rear spoiler/racing stripe
option adds $400. |
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Rumsfeld Says U.S. Can Fight
Two Wars at Same Time
And can win "at least one" of
them. |
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Bush Proposes Tax Relief for
All
Would cut taxes on stock dividends for
rich, poor alike. |
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REMINDER
Everything is bad for you except
cheap wine. |
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U.S. Cuts 50% of Colorado
River Water Allotment to Southern
California
"Let them drink Evian," says
Norton. |
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Internet Marks 20th Birthday
Gala celebration attended primarily by
naked sluts, horny teens, Nigerian e-mail
hoaxers. |
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