| PETS |
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Luxurious Dog
And Cat Hotel Opens in
Las Vegas
Built on former site of
homeless shelter. |
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| INTERNET |
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Scientists: Internet Speed
Record Smashed
Time elapsed between sign-on and
"Your Connection Has Been
Lost": 000317 seconds. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Jets Propose Stadium in
Midtown Manhattan With No
Parking Facilities
Fans would live there year round. |
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International Drug Code
Adopted for Olympic Sports
Drugs will be divided into three
categories: “Faster,”
“Higher,” and
“Stronger.” |
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| ODDS AND
ENDS |
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 Nevada
Lawmakers Consider Taxing
Prostitutes
Would then vote
themselves raises, spend
raises on prostitutes. |
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 Spring Training
Report
by Fred "Beanball"
Smith |
Florida,
March, 2003 – The Phils' latest
phenom throws
aspirin, drinks heavily, and drives
100 mph . . . Unusually quiet at the
Senators' camp . . . 
They should let Pete Rose bet on
baseball . . . I like the new rule that
prohibits fans from eating during the game . . .
When did Sal Maglie retire? . . .  The bunt
down the third base line that goes foul at
the last second is the most exciting play in
sports . . . Saddam Hussein's son Uday
rejected an offer from the White Sox . . .  There are a number
of "good guys" in baseball, but
they're all on drugs . . . I'm heading over
to where the Browns train . . . |
(You can e-mail Fred "Beanball"
Smith at Beanball@oldplayershome/mental.net.)
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