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WHO ARE WE FIGHTING IN IRAQ?
A survey of Bush Administration officials
produces variety of opinions. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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China Opts for Linux Over
Microsoft
Microsoft recalls its ambassador from
Beijing. |
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Draft of Afghan Constitution
Calls for Islamic Republic
System would resemble Taliban regime, but
be more tolerant of opium farming. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Hugh Hefner Films Carl's
Jr. Commercial
Spot touts chain's new Bacon Viagraburger. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Proposes Clean Politics
Act
Will do for politics what Clean Air Act
and Clean Water Act did for environment. |
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Rosy Picture: Unemployment
Down, Jobs Up
Many finding work at the unemployment
office. |
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Anti-Profiteering Proviso on
Gov't
Contracts Stripped From Iraq Bill
“Where will the Iraqis learn about
price gouging if not from us?” ask
bill's sponsors. |
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Red Cross Denounces U.S.
Treatment Of Guantanamo Detainees
Bush cancels White House blood drive. |
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REMINDER
You're not obese, you're
Rubenesque. |
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Schwarzenegger Hires Private
Eye to
Look Into Groping Allegations
Investigator will interview him about
charges, then report back to him on what
he said. |
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| KUDOS |
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Atheist Awards Handed Out in
Eighty-Seven Categories
And not one single winner thanked God. |
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