| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Humanoids
Complain of Long Wait for
Repairs
Parts shortage is to
blame, say mad
scientists. |
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| RELIGION |
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Protestant Church Makes
Surprise
Bid for Catholic Church
Resulting merger would create biggest
organized religion, in terms of revenues. |
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| SPORTS |
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| Swimsuits
Illustrated
Annual Sports Issue Again
Rouses Readers' Ire |
| “Why must you put
pictures of baseball and
football players in a
magazine devoted to
swimsuits?”
complains one angry subscriber. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Employment in the
"jobless
recovery" will
improve when |
| A ) | Wages
in Bangalore, India rise
to approach American
standards. |
| B ) | Permanent elimination of
estate tax creates hiring
boom for family farmers
and small businesses. |
| C ) | Americans land on Mars,
discover gold, generate
new jobs for prospectors,
saloon keepers. |
| D ) | Wages
in America sink to
approach standards in
Bangalore, India. |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
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National Reading
Standards for Cats Urged
Many cats in 8th grade
reading at 4th grade
level. |
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