| TRAVEL |
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Statue of
Liberty to Reopen in July
Following detox, rehab,
counseling, makeover. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope: Sunday is For Prayer,
Not Sports
Especially if you’re trailing by ten points
with two minutes left. |
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| SPORTS |
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American Baseball Season
Opens in Tokyo
Japanese sumo wrestling season opens in
Cincinnati. |
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 Baseball:
Players Fear Steroid Testing
“I think we got the message,” says
Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa (shown, batting). |
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| FEATURE |
| Five Signs That
Your Job May Be Outsourced |
| 1. | You're
asked to describe your job in a way
someone from Bangalore can understand. |
| 2. | You're
asked how much you're making
in rupees. |
| 3. | You're
asked if you'd be willing to relocate
to another city where shoes are optional. |
| 4. |
Everything in your office has been marked
with stick-on price tags. |
| 5. |
Your supervisor is nominated for
Cost-Cutter of the Month. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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"America's Army"
Videogame Attracting Teens to Military
Service
Once enlisted, they can play
"Grand Theft, Country." |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Locusts Blanket Much of Earth's
Land Mass
Signals end of current epoch. |
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