| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Latest Crop Circle the Work of
Aliens, Say Authorities
Aliens deny responsibility, tell abductees
receiving anal probes they were
in Montana mutilating cattle. |
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| DIETING |
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Rats Fed Artificial Sweeteners
Ate Three Times as Much
Food as Rats Fed Sugar
In follow-up study, humans fed artificial
sweeteners ate three times as many rats. |
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| SPORTS |
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100-Year-Old Breaks
Record For 100 Meters
But it's disallowed when his
drug test comes back positive. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A government panel
has proposed new guidelines for cholesterol that
could result in seven million new patients who
must take cholesterol-lowering drugs.
Six of the nine experts on that panel have received
undisclosed payments from: |
| A ) | the
Association of Independent Research
at the Rockefeller Institute in New York. |
| B ) | the
Confederation of International
Academies of Science in the Hague. |
| C ) | the
Alliance of Intergalactic Medicine in
the Zylon-B Nebula. |
| D ) | drug
companies. |
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| EDUCATION |
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House Considers Slashing
Student Loans
But only for those majoring in Economics,
Accounting, Environmental Science,
International Relations, or Ethics. |
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