Ironic Times

 NO. 213 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 11 - 17, 2004  

Oct 4
Oct 18
 
  BUSH OFFICIAL PORTRAIT UNVEILED AT WHITE HOUSE
Public reaction mixed: half love it, half
hate it.
 
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan Establishes Two
Houses of Parliament

House of Warlords, House of Druglords will operate independently of each other.
Bin Laden-Mullah Omar
Debate Called a Draw

Both score points, but change few minds, say pundits.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Colombian Drug Lord Captured
Juan Valdez accused of smuggling millions of pounds of coffee into U.S. on burros.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Offers New Reason
For Iraq Invasion

It was "for the oil," he tells Dr. Phil.
Rock Stars Hit the Road on
“Vote for Change” Concert Tour

Country stars hit the road on “Vote for Status Quo” concert tour.
Bremer: We Never Had Enough Troops for Occupation
Bush: “L. Paul Who?”
 
REMINDER
  You have the right to remain silent,
  unless you fit a certain profile.
 
Mag: Cheney May Have Broken Chain of Command on 9/11
And a good thing, too.
Martha Stewart Jailbreak
Attempt Foiled

She's caught trying to file through prison bars with lemon zester.
 
ENVIRONMENT
California Approves World's
Toughest Smog Rules

Puts limits on all sources of air pollution, except cigars.
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