| PEOPLE |
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Elizabeth
Taylor Sued Over Van Gogh
Painting
Former owner
claims actress ate it,
“frame and
all.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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FCC Hits Fox With $1.2
Million Indecency Fine
For airing 1.2 million indecent
editorials. |
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Howard Stern Contract With
Sirius Breaks Record for Shock Jocks
At $500 million, he'll be paid $1,213.87
for every drunk dwarf who throws up on a
stripper. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Spitzer Charges Insurance
Brokers Put Commissions
Over Value to Customer
Insurance companies say they are
"shocked." |
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Victoria's
Secret Offers
$10 Million Bra
Sadly, Tyra Banks not
included. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: French Are Tops at 137
Sexual Encounters Per Year
Number includes encounters with rich
desserts. |
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 Implantable
"Identity" Microchip
Approved by FDA
People with multiple
personalities (shown) may
require more than one
chip. |
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Report: Cellphones Cause
Cancer
Users advised to call their doctor. |
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| ELECTION'04 |
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Nader's Mom Makes
Rare Campaign Appearance
She's spotted visiting a retirement home
in Arizona. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Most High School
Students Not Prepared for College
78% lag behind in math, binge drinking. |
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