| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Broadway:
All- Robot Revival Of The
Music Man
Closes
Producer blames bad
weather, slow economy,
constant picketing by
musicians' union. |
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FCC Panel Rules “Monday
Night
Football” Intro With Nicolette
Sheridan Not Indecent
“We watched it several times and
nobody got a woody,” explains
spokesman. |
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| BUSINESS |
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McDonald's Unveils Healthy
Lifestyle Campaign
Don't go to McDonald's. |
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German Market
Allows Customers To Pay
by Fingerprint
For cash back, blood
sample required. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Justice Dept.
Invokes Little-Known Law
You're under arrest. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Australian Women Who Have
Two Drinks a Day Healthier
Than Non-Drinkers
Study conducted by Australian men. |
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Higher Education Combats
Memory Loss In Elderly, Says Study
But any benefits reversed by Spring
Break. |
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| TRENDS |
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“Blog,”
“Wedgie,” “Irritable
Bowel Syndrome” Added to
New Webster's Dictionary
“Diary,” “Indian
burn," “pain in the ass”
dropped. |
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| FEATURE |
| Seven Simple Things You Can
Do to Prevent Identity Theft |
| 1. |
Use high, squeaky
voice on phone. |
| 2. |
Eat all mail after
reading. |
| 3. |
Have trusted relative
hide your credit cards and not tell you where
they are. |
| 4. |
Alter photographs
of yourself. |
| 5. |
Switch car license
plates with a friend. |
| 6. |
Don't sleep in the
same room twice. |
| 7. |
Change your
name frequently. |
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