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Farmers
Protest New Indecency Law
Complain it's
prohibitively expensive. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Australian Outback Wired for Broadband
Aborigines had complained of
“primitive” dial-up connections. |
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Americans Still Spend More on
Books Than on CDs, DVDs and Video Games
Nevertheless, makers of CDs, DVDs and
video games say they like the long-term
forecast. |
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| SPORTS |
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New Yankee Stadium Announced
Critics complain it's being built on
sacred Cleveland Indian burial ground. |
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Tyson Calls it Quits
He'll fight only twenty-three more times. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which one of the
following steps is the
Army not taking to offset
continued recruiting
shortfalls? |
| A ) | Raising
signing bonus to $20,000. |
| B ) | Adding
thousands more recruiters. |
| C ) | Spending
$200 million on upbeat TV ads. |
| D ) | Sending
sons and daughters of prominent Administration
hawks to fight on front lines in Iraq. |
| E ) | Lowering
standards. |
| Hint: Seen any
pictures of Jenna in uniform? |
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| RELIGION |
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Florida Woman Discovers
Potato Chip Bearing Image of Jesus
Finds it in bag of Jesus Crisp Potato Chips® |
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