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PRESIDENT
FLIES OVER WASHINGTON
Observes political
disaster below. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bolton Asks for 750 Changes
To Draft of New UN Agenda
Otherwise he's fine with it. |
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Iraqi Regime Inches Toward
American-Style Democracy
Carries out first death sentences. |
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Bush Reveals Latest Reason
For Iraq War
It's to deny oil to terrorists who went
there when we deposed Saddam. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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More Trouble
For Border Patrol
10-foot high fence no
obstacle for human cannonballs. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Compares Iraq War
To World War II
Like Japan, we invaded a sovereign country
that hadn't threatened or attacked us. |
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Good News: Poverty Rate
Climbs to 12.7%
Bad news: still not high enough to help
ease military recruitment crisis. |
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REMINDER
Now is the time for
finger-pointing. |
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Army Finally Cracking Down on
Iraq War Criminals
Top procurement official who criticized
Halliburton no-bid contracts demoted. |
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Americans Urged to Curtail
Driving
Fish urged to curtail swimming, birds
urged to curtail flying. |
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More Journalists Killed in Iraq
Than in 20 Years of Vietnam Conflict
According to our stateside correspondent. |
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