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British Mag:
Noam Chomsky World's Top
Intellectual
Beats out four others,
all of whom are in jail. |
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| MEDIA |
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As Newly Energized Media
Focuses
On Mounting Evidence, Public Can
No Longer Ignore the Truth
Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn really are
an item. |
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| SPORTS |
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Poll: 8 in 10 Fans Think Umpires
Doing “Good to
Excellent” Job
Only 2 in 10 want to “maim or
kill” them. |
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NBA Adopts New Dress Code
Coaches can be fined for wearing plaid
sports jackets, turtlenecks,
pastel-colored pants, white shoes. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Chinese
Astronauts
Return From Space
Younger but wiser. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to policies put
in place by the Bush
Administration, when is
it OK for the United
States to use torture? |
| A ) | When
somebody thinks a
prisoner might possibly
know something. |
| B ) | After
all framed copies of the
Bill of Rights and the
Geneva Conventions have
been turned to the wall. |
| C ) | When
we don't care for
somebody's attitude. |
| C ) | Whenever
we feel like it. |
| Hint: You may choose
more than one! |
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| ODDS 'N ENDS |
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Robot Fish
Drawing Crowds at British
Aquarium
Operators have “no
idea” how it got
there. |
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Pollsters Determine Safest
Place to Live
Then move there without telling anyone
where it is. |
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