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BUSH:
“WE DO NOT
TORTURE”
“Not that there's
anything wrong with
that.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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First Five-Star Luxury Hotel
Opens in Kabul
Vital and long overdue, say opium traffickers. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox News Special Acknowledges
Existence of Global Warming
Scientists rush back to their research,
wondering where they went wrong. |
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| WHERE ARE
THEY NOW? |
 Ahmad Chalabi
A fugitive wanted for multi-million dollar
bank fraud in Jordan, Chalabi was the main
source of false information leading to war in
Iraq. Later, he was accused of spying for Iran,
causing the Bush Administration to completely
discredit him and cut him off their payroll. Today,
just twelve months later, he's visiting officials in
Washington as Iraq's Deputy Prime Minister. How does
he explain the stunning turnaround? “I guess
somebody up there likes me,” he says with
a twinkle. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans: Tax Cuts Will
Help Poor
They'll keep more of their dividends,
capital gains. |
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Senate Votes to Strip
Detainees of Legal Rights
Prisoner Without a Name, Cell Without a
Number Bill passes easily. |
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White House Ethics Classes
Completed Successfully
Entire staff certified “100%
ethical.” |
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REMINDER
Machine guns don't kill dozens of
innocent bystanders, people do. |
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Bush Job Approval Rating
Hits New Low
Rumor: he's asked his father to have his friends
bankroll him in a new venture. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Government Unveils Online
Software to Help Seniors
Choose Medicare Drug Plan
Those with Windows can download it after
disabling System Restore Points, changing
Logon Password, reconfiguring Internet
Cache Defaults, running Antivirus
Utility. |
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