| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Army Falls Short of
Recruitment Goals Again
Shown: new recruits await physicals
in Lansing, Michigan. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Coke to Introduce
Coffee-Infused Cola
Aimed at meth addicts looking for a
pick-me-up. |
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| CONSUMER ALERT |
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 All Acme
Glow-In-The-
Dark Roses Recalled
They must be returned for
immediate burial beneath
Yucca Mountain in Nevada. |
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 All
HeadStart Pre-School Activity
Tables Recalled
Sturdiness of
three-legged “fun
stations” may not
meet federal safety
standards. |
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| ETIQUETTE |
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Dear Condi:
I recently subjected a terror suspect to torture
and only later discovered he was not a terrorist
after all. What can I say to him? |
| - Regretful in Romania |
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| Dear Regretful: |
| A nice card is appropriate. Here's the
one I use myself: |
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| ANSWER TO
LAST WEEK'S PUZZLER |
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Correct answer was
“Quagmire”
However, partial credit is given
for “Pandora's Box,” “Can
of Worms,” “Box Canyon,”
“Snake Pit,” “Hornets'
Nest,” “Booby-trap,”
“Time Bomb” or
“Minefield.” |
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