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FORMER CABINET MEMBERS
INVITED TO WHITE HOUSE
But they are only allowed to say “cheese.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Concerned With Staffing
Of New Iraqi Government
Fears key positions will go to
incompetent political hacks, cronies. |
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North Korea's Kim Jong Il
Calls for Investigation
Wants to know who leaked existence of
secret wiretapping program. |
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Animosity Between Kurds,
Arabs Dates to 7th Century
White House hopes to patch things up at
Crawford ranch barbecue, once hostilities
have ended. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Statue of
Liberty Moved to South
Dakota
Part of little-publicized,
cost-cutting consolidation
of national parks. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: CIA Passed Faulty
Nuclear Bomb Plans to Iran
Also made several crank phone calls to
Iranian scientists. |
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Report: Pentagon Failed to
Supply Lifesaving Armor to Troops
Money saved went to hire p.r. firms to
deal with negative news of mounting death
toll. |
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REMINDER
The corrupt politician
of today is the
born-again Christian of
tomorrow. |
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Homeland Security Takes
Las Vegas Off High Risk From
Terrorists List
Remains on high risk from God list. |
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Abramoff Was
“Pioneer” Raising $100,000 for
Bush in 2004
Other GOP honorary fundraising titles: |
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| Crony | $25,000 |
| Henchman | $50,000 |
| Buccaneer | $75,000 |
| Consigliere | $150,000 |
| Unindicted Co-conspirator | $200,000 |
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