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SADDAM TRIAL
SOLD TO COMEDY CENTRAL
Courtroom show will air
in Dave Chapelle's old
time slot. |
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President Calls on Americans to
Show Patience Regarding Iraq
But none regarding Iran. |
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| CENSUS |
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Over 65's to Double by 2030
Ungrateful children, grandchildren
will quadruple. |
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| MILESTONES |
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First Robot-Human Marriage
Celebrated In Japan
Shown: E5KJ43 carries his
bride Nobuko across
threshold. |
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Federal Prosecutors Botch
Moussaoui Trial
They're jailed, Moussaoui released on own
recognizance. |
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Report: Halliburton Provided
Contaminated Water to Troops
"Nobody's perfect," says spokesperson. |
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REMINDER
You owe China $35,000. |
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Kansas Parents Must OK
School Sex Ed
Right to misinform children about sex
seen as basic parental right. |
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Report: FBI Targeted Those
Opposed to War
You, for instance. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Newspaper's Online Search
Reveals 2653 CIA Agents
And their resumes. |
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