| TRAVEL |
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Interest in
Nude Resorts Growing
As clothing prices soar. |
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Tiny Island of Vanuatu Ranked
“World’s Happiest Place”
Disneyland, ranked tenth, says it will sue. |
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| SPORTS |
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Americans Still Talking About
World Cup
Many say they “can’t wait”
until it starts. |
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Fans Allowed to Manage Minor
League Team on Internet
In first game they call for 429
beanballs. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Professor: U.S. Headed
Toward Bankruptcy
FBI: Professor headed toward Uzbekistan. |
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 Blogger Able
to Trade Paper Clip For
House
Now lacks device to
attach covering letter to
new mortgage. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The U.S. Family Network, a grassroots
advocacy group which functioned as a shell
organization to launder money for Abramoff
clients seeking favors from Congress, was
officially seeking to promote: |
| A ) | opportunities
for family members of
Congressional leaders to get on the payroll. |
| B ) | a chance
to watch pro sports from
skyboxes for underprivileged Senators. |
| C ) | golf
vacations in foreign countries for
Congressional Republicans. |
| D ) | “moral
fitness.” |
| Hint: there's no limit to the good a person
can do when that person is morally fit. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Japanese Gadget Can Record,
Replicate Odors
For the flatulent man who has everything. |
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