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“BUD TV” TO LAUNCH
RIGHT AFTER SUPER BOWL |
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Anheuser-Busch's 24-hour web channel aimed
at young, out-of-work beer-drinking
males who go on violent rampages,
get arrested, sentenced to home
confinement and are looking for
something good to watch. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Blair Leaving, Won't Say
When
Hasn't received instructions from
Bush. |
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U.S. Hands Over Control of
Iraq Army to Iraq
Iraq hands over control of Iraq army to Iran. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Experts Warn
of Fast-Approaching
Obesity Pandemic
Shown: New York City
Ballet's current
prima ballerina limbers
up. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Senate Report: Saddam Had
No Ties to Al Qaeda
But he was close to Rumsfeld. |
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Republicans Concerned Spy
Agencies Playing Down Iran Threat
Fear voters not sufficiently scared. |
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| REMINDER |
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Leave the gag grenade
at home. |
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Condi Likens Critics of Iraq
Policies to Those Who
Supported Slavery, Opposed
Declaration of Independence
And worshipped the Devil. |
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House Panel: Intel on Iran
Weak
But good enough to warrant preemptive
nuclear strike, says Cheney. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Florida: Katherine Harris
Wins GOP Senate Primary
Defeats Wicked Witch of the North and
Wicked Witch of the West to represent
party in November. |
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