| PEOPLE IN THE NEWS |
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 Iran's President Ahmadinejad
Makes First Commercial
His spot for V8 vegetable juice won't
be shown in this country. |
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| PUBLISHING |
| This Week’s Best-Seller List |
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| | 1. | State of Denial |
| | 2. | Hubris |
| | 3. | Fiasco |
| | 4. | Debacle |
| | 5. | Boondoggle |
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| BUSINESS |
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Working Mother
Magazine Lists Best
Companies for Working Mothers
Working mothers too busy to read list. |
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Japanese Bank Offers Roulette
At ATMs
Promotion: “What happens at ATM
stays at ATM.” |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Wireless
Rabbits Fun to Watch,
Also Perform Crucial Task
When their batteries die
out, it means you're
pregnant. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Evidence: Universe More
Egg- Shaped Than Spherical
Conclusion: God more chicken-shaped than
human. |
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 Newest
Satellite Passes
First Test
Eventually 160 Peeping Toms will orbit
Earth, sending back high quality images
of naked celebrities from space. |
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 Last
Chromosome of Human Genome Decoded
DNA sequence translates roughly
as “uninstall.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New York City to Limit Trans
Fats in Restaurant Food
If you want French Fries, you'll
have to go to New Jersey. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| serious adj.
extreme, as in allowable infliction of
lawful “serious pain,” defined
as “bodily injury which causes
extreme physical pain” - U.S.
Congress, 9/28/06 |
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