| FASHION |
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Preview:
Here's What You'll
Be Wearing This Fall
If the ozone layer
disappears entirely. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Playoffs Help Fans
Forget Steroid Scandal
Oakland's Balco Park sold out for A's-Twins game. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Report:
Washington Inundated With Rats
They're eating away at
the Constitution. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
insensitive
adj. racist, as
in “racially ~
remarks”
dressed as
vi. belonging
to, as in “~ Iraqi
police” |
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| FEATURE |
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| The TSA's No-Fly list has finally
been examined by
journalists. It contains
which three of the
following four groups: |
| A ) | All
known terrorists |
| B ) | Dead
people |
| C ) | People
in prison |
| D ) | Everybody
named Robert
Johnson |
| Hint: If you're
planning to fly somewhere
soon, it's best if
you're not dead, in
prison or named Robert
Johnson. |
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| POLITICS |
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Campaigns Get Into Full Swing
Shown: President Bush
poses for traditional
“shoveling the
shit” ceremony,
which signals start of
final month of campaign. |
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