| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Man Outlasts All Others in
Marathon Poker Tournament |
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Shown: winner (second from right) grabs
final pot with ace-high flush. |
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| INTERNET |
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Study: 1% of All Web Sites
Deemed Pornographic
And they account for 99% of all revenues. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: GM’s Swap
Overpaid
Troublemaker for High-Salaried
Head Case
And an expensive big pain in the ass to
be named later. |
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New Oakland A's Ballpark
to Feature Laptops at Every Seat
Fans can search web's vast database
to find embarrassing, possibly
humiliating information about opposing
pitcher. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| accountability n.
vengeful pursuit of partisan
payback by extremists, as in
“we seek ~ for crimes
against humanity.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Name That Ministry! |
| Located in the
Green Zone, it's
entirely staffed by
members of the Mahdi
Army, the Shiite militia
controlled by Muqtada
al-Sadr. Sunni officials
seeking supplies have
disappeared inside its
grounds, never to be
heard from again. Known
for kidnapping and
murder, it is: |
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A ) |
The
Defense Ministry. |
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B ) |
The
Interior Ministry. |
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C ) |
The
Health Ministry. |
| Hint: Take a couple
of aspirin and don't
call in the morning. |
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| RELIGION |
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Members of Biblical
‘Lost Tribe’ Moving From India
Back to Israel
Missing road map found under front seat. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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 Newspapers
See More Consolidation;
Layoffs Expected
Orangutan News,
Chimpanzee Daily
Mirror,
Gorilla Post, Bonobo Tatler to be
replaced by one paper,
Ape Times. |
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