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WORLD LEADERS LATEST VICTIMS
OF BORAT |
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Talked into wearing preposterous
official garment of Vietnam
by British comic, who is filming a
sequel. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Survey: U.S. Most Unfriendly
Country to Visit
Nearly one in three say that on arrival
they were bound, gagged, renditioned to
Egypt and tortured for months on end. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Astronaut
Hits Golf Ball in Space
Shatters lens on Hubble. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Bush Plans to Bomb
Iran's Nuclear Sites Next Summer
If refusing to negotiate fails. |
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Justice Dept. Says Convicted
Terrorists' Mail Not Being
Reviewed by Authorities
But yours is. |
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| REMINDER |
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This is the first day
of the rest of your shopping days until
Christmas. |
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Federal Hunger Report Stops
Describing People as Hungry
Replaced by having one hell of an
appetite. |
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Thieves Steal Bush
Daughter's Purse
It contained his secret plan to end war. |
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| POLITICS |
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Big Changeover in Washington
Dems now get best tables at best
restaurants, more K Street cash, more
free golf trips, pick of male
prostitutes from top escort services. |
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