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RUSSIA OPENS
INQUIRY INTO FORMER SPY'S
MURDER
Assigns top agents
(right) to case. |
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Iraqis Near Deal on Distribution
of Oil Revenues Among Three Groups
Earnings would be divided equally among
ExxonMobil, British Petroleum and Shell. |
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Two Out of Three Albanians
Report Bribing Somebody During Last Year
To get out of Albania. |
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| INTERNET |
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Experts: Amount of Spam Has
Doubled
In just the last week. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
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THE WAR PRESIDENT'S SCORE CARD |
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Bolton Resigns
UN delegates move back into top 10
floors. |
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Starting in January, Congress
Will Adopt 5-Day Work Week
To go with their five-month work year. |
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| REMINDER |
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We're living in the
golden age of apathy. |
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Report: FEMA Spent Katrina
Funds Wisely
Millions allocated to create phony
news items about how it spent
funds wisely. |
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Descendants of James K. Polk
Thank Bush
Because of him, their forebear's no
longer considered worst president. |
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