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 REPORT: CHENEY
ITCHING TO INVADE IRAN
Could end up being just him and a
couple of hunting buddies. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Musharraf May Declare State
of Emergency
Imminent threat he may not be reelected. |
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U.S. Anti-Drug Strategy in
Afghanistan To Use Carrot and Stick
Farmers who do not switch to growing
carrots will be beaten with sticks. |
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| CAMPAIGN '08 |
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Thompson, Giuliani Swap Wives
Move not expected to hurt either's
chances. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Olmert
Hopeful New Negotiations
Will Lead to Palestinian
State
Also hopeful next Pope
will be Jewish. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Secret Plan Has Troops in Iraq
Until 2009
Ultra-secret plan has them there until
2011. |
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Bush's Poll Numbers Hit
All-Time Low
Bush declares a War on Polls. |
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Computer Security Breach at
IRS
Agency has since changed password from
“password” to something less
obvious. |
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| REMINDER |
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Be sure to boil all bottled water. |
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190,000 Guns Given by U.S. to
Iraqi Security Forces Missing
“Damnedest thing,” says baffled
Pentagon spokesman. |
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FBI Relaxes Rules on Hiring
Former Pot Smokers
Then arrests them. |
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| BOOKS |
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Jenna, Laura Writing
Children's Book
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible,
No Good, Very Bad President due out
in 2008. |
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