| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Arm-Wrestling
Machine Recalled After
Breaking Arms of Three
Users
Will be re-introduced as
Arm-Breaking Machine. |
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| SPORTS |
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'08 Olympics Preview: China Bans Spitting
Also belching, farting, sneezing, coughing, yawning. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Canada to Ban Incandescent
Light Bulbs by 2012
Will save enough energy to cool
1500 hockey rinks. |
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Survey: Seniors Have Sex More Often Than Previously Thought
More often than they remember. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Congress Passes Bill Declaring
National Clean Up After Your Dog Week
In signing statement, Bush abolishes legislative
branch of government. |
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| FEATURE |
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| While some allege that
with all the departures,
the White House has lost
energy and direction, in
fact work goes on there
focusing on: |
| A ) | expanding secret spying
on U.S. citizens |
| B ) | blocking efforts to crack
down on lead paint |
| C ) | limiting the ability of
states to expand the
Children’s Health
Program |
| D ) | planning for endless
occupation of Iraq |
| E ) | disenfranchising voters |
| F ) | all
of the above |
| Hint: so many things
to do, so little time. |
Who pays the lowest rate on income taxes? |
| A ) | Warren Buffett
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| B ) | Warren Buffett's secretary |
| C ) | The janitor who cleans up after them |
| Hint: only the little people pay taxes. |
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