| CURRENCY |
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New Design for Five-Dollar
Bill Unveiled
Anti-counterfeiting features include
pastel colors, security threads, embedded
sound chip that plays recording
of Raymond Massey reading Gettysburg
Address. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: We Spend One Week
Per Year in Traffic
The one after Thanksgiving. |
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Census Bureau: Majority of
Marriages End Before 25 Years
Most common reason: forgetting 24th
anniversary. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Creator of Digital
Smiley Face Celebrates Its 25th
Birthday
His cheery, ubiquitous e-mail
symbol has replaced all human
discourse. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which one of the civil
wars we started in Iraq
is going relatively
better now? |
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A ) | Sunni vs.
Shia |
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B ) | Sunni vs.
Sunni |
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C ) | Shia vs. Shia |
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D ) | Kurd vs. Kurd |
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E ) | Kurd vs. Arab |
| Hint: if you
picked any of the above,
guess again. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Latest Trend: Theft of GPS
Devices From Cars
Stolen devices then provide thieves
flawless directions to nearest pawn
shops. |
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| SPORTS |
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Study: Playing Soccer
Healthier
Than Jogging
But jogging's more fun to watch. |
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