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Ann Coulter
Booed Off Stage for
Offensive Comments
Forced to cut short
speech to American Nazi
Party. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Late Colombian Drug Cartel
Kingpin Pablo Escobar Subject of Two
Biopics
Bump biopics about Mother Teresa. |
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Kiefer Sutherland Will Serve
30 Days on DUI Charge
Terror Alert Level raised to orange. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Some Companies Introduce
“Zero E-Mail Fridays”
Following success of “No Lunch Break
Thursdays.” |
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Honda’s Puyo Changes
Color To
Communicate With Driver
Green when happy, well-cared for, purple
when envious of other cars. |
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 New Type of
Currency Being Developed
for Use in Space
Specially designed for
zero-gravity vending
machines. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Nobel Prize Goes to Hard
Disk Pioneers
Because of them, more data can be packed
into less space, lost in less time. |
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11,000-Year-Old Wall Painting
Found in Syria Is World’s Oldest
Taggers responsible arrested, wall
painted over. |
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 Powerful
Allen Telescope Array
Begins Search for Alien
Civilizations
And their oil. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Most Lipsticks Contain Lead
Billions and billions of kisses recalled. |
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Study: 40% of Patients Don’t
Know What Drugs They’re Taking
What day it is, who is the president, their
ass from their elbow. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Insurance
Companies Offer Discounts for
Teen Drivers if Parents Install
Video Camera in Car
Parents would prefer camera in
back seat. |
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