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 CUBAN MEDIA:
FIDEL GETTING HEALTHIER, STRONGER
Also younger, more beloved. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan Plunged Into Sectarian Strife,
Religious Extremism, Civil Unrest,
Political Murders, Military Repression,
Mob Violence
But nukes safe. |
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U.S. Didn’t Know Turkey
Was Sending Bombers to Bomb Northern Iraq
Consistent with current “don’t
ask, don’t tell” foreign
policy. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 FBI Building
Huge Biometric Database
of Dangerous Criminals
Shown: you, due to
computer error. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Administration Finally
Develops
Immigration Policy That Works
It’s called “recession.” |
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Report: Every Government
Agency Has Failed Miserably
Except agency writing report. |
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| REMINDER |
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Vote
for the least
reprehensible candidate
of your choice. |
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Judge: White House Must Make
Visitor Logs Public
Could reveal Abramoff visited White House
more than Bush. |
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| POLITICS |
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GOP Hopeful Thompson: U.S.
Not Ready for Woman President
Is ready for lazy, unmotivated bit actor
Richard Nixon once called “dumb as
hell.” |
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Lieberman Endorses McCain
Also says he's now a Presbyterian. |
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