| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Americans
Turning to Public
Transportation as Gas
Prices Soar
Many find it cheaper and,
in some cases, more
convenient. |
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Man Dies After Ingesting Toad
Venom as Aphrodisiac
Ask your doctor if toad venom is right for you. |
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| CAMPAIGN '08 |
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GOP Goes Into Presidential Campaign
Holding Big Advantage
They have 300 tons of mud on hand, Dems only 100. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Exotic Unstoppable Ants
Taking Over Houston
Pest control experts, horror movie
producers converge on area. |
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| SPORTS |
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San Francisco
Wax Museum Removes Wax
Likeness of Barry Bonds
Replaces it with Barry Bonds. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Karl Rove will testify
before the House
Judiciary Committee: |
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A ) |
after he has
carefully considered the
subpoena he just got from
them. |
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B ) |
if he can
work it into his busy
schedule as a pundit. |
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C ) |
when pigs fly
out of his ass. |
| Hint: oink. |
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| The
proliferation of secret
presidential orders in
the Bush years is due to: |
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A ) |
national security. |
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B ) |
modesty. |
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C ) |
discretion. |
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D ) |
what
secret presidential
orders? |
| Hint: if you don’t
know about them, they
don’t exist. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
|
Internet to Run Out of Addresses
Within 3 Years
For an explanation why, go to
www.internettorunoutofaddresseswithin3years.com. |
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