| HIGH TECH |
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Humans Will
Have Robot Lovers by
2050, Say Futurists
Robots will dump human
lovers by 2070. |
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Chinese
Develop UFO
Could close crackpot gap. |
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| POLITICS |
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Gore Endorses Obama
Hopes to contribute humor, spontaneity to
campaign. |
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| SPORTS |
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Fans Assault Police to
Celebrate
Celtics Championship
In hallowed tradition of American sports. |
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 Olympics:
Chinese Unveil
Million-Seat Stadium
Will serve as main venue
for Ping-Pong
competition. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Last week John McCain
came out for huge new
investments in: |
| A ) |
solar power, wind turbines, ocean
currents energy. |
| B ) |
mind power, prayer, extraterrestrial
energy. |
| C ) |
nuclear power, coal plants,
offshore oil drilling. |
| Hint: seen
one mountaintop, seen
‘em all. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Drivers With Bumper Stickers
16% More Likely to Display Road Rage
Drivers with bumper stickers that say
“McCain '08” 43% more likely. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Chertoff Announces New High-Tech
Domestic Surveillance Program
If you've never imagined doing something illegal,
you have nothing to worry about. |
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