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 MUGABE
WINS EASILY
Pledges to unify country,
initiate meaningful change. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Wants to Use Diplomacy
With Iran
Will rename aircraft carrier
“U.S.S. Diplomacy.” |
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Story Debunked: Amazon Tribe
Not “Lost”
Had been in negotiations for months before
agreeing to pose for photograph. |
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Rotating Skyscraper Planned
for Dubai
With non-rotating restaurant on top. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Consumer Confidence Index
Hits Bottom
Nobody thinks things will improve, ever. |
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Supreme Court Rules in Favor
of Individual Right to Gun Ownership
U.S. now world's largest well-regulated
militia. |
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| REMINDER |
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You're
only as good as your last
blog entry. |
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Report: White House Refused
to Open E-Mails From EPA
But ordered cheap meds from Canada. |
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FDA: Salmonella Outbreak
Might Not
Be Caused by Tomatoes After All
Consumers advised not to eat anything
until further notice. |
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Audit: Justice Dept. Hired on
Ideological Basis
If you believed in justice, you weren't
hired. |
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