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McCAIN CHOOSES BRITNEY SPEARS
LOOK-ALIKE |
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| “No way,” says
Spears (left); “Way,”
says Palin (right). |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Israel Prepared to Strike Iran
Waiting for Ahmadinejad to call Ohlmert
an “upstart.” |
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Kosovo, South Ossetia,
Kurdistan in Talks
Discuss forming Alliance of Breakaway Republics. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Spain:
Smaller Turnout for
Annual Tomato Fight
E. coli fears scare off
many. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Economy Grew in 2nd Quarter
Led by oil companies, bankruptcy lawyers
and suicide hotline providers. |
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27% of U.S. Spy Work
Outsourced
According to top secret report from
Blackwater. |
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| REMINDER |
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School
is open, you can drive
carefully again. |
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College Presidents: Lower
Drinking Age to 18
Raise NBA draft age to 21. |
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World's First Terrorism
Museum Opens
Terrorists admitted for half price. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Dead Sea Scrolls Being
Digitized, Put Online
Where you can easily search for sexy
passages. |
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