| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Wisconsin Man
Has Eaten 23,000 Big Macs
in 36 Years
Note: average American
eats only 14,000 in same
time span. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Inventor of World Wide Web
Spots
Small Flaw in Internet Explorer
Your computer can be accessed from
alternate universe by Seven-Headed Beast
of the Apocalypse. |
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 Experimental
“Immersive Cocoon”
Computer Portends Future
Future where three-dimensional
Windows “error”
messages appear to engulf you
within a totally contained 360°
environment. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Sarah Palin Action Figure
Goes on Sale
Already outselling Joe Biden action
figure (not shown). |
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| FEATURE |
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| A federal investigation
has revealed wild
parties, drugs, alcohol
and sex, all provided for
government officials by
energy company employees
at: |
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A ) |
the Playboy
Mansion. |
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B ) |
the Boom Boom
Room. |
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C ) |
the
Ba-Da-Bing Club. |
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D ) |
the Denver
Minerals Management
Service at the Department
of the Interior. |
| Hint: it
explains the ceiling
mirror at the Denver
Minerals Management
Service. |
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| The November
election may come down to
the undecideds on
Election Day. These
voters are described by
polling experts as: |
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A ) |
last-minute
impulsives |
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B ) |
eenymeenyminymoers |
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C ) |
out
to lunchers |
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D ) |
complete idiots |
| Hint: it’s the
same group which always
decides elections. |
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