| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Pennsylvania
Man Eats 15-Pound Burger
Washes it down with
15-gallon shake (not
shown). |
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Bush Signs Into Law
“Intellectual Property Czar”
He's sued by Sweden, which has copyright
on name “Intellectual Property
Czar.” |
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Creationist Offers $7.5
Trillion to Anyone Who Can Prove
Evolution
And $7.50 to anyone who can prove he's
not crazy. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: Using Internet Good
for Brain
Bad for rest of body. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week,
in a story about the current
financial crisis, we mistakenly
compared the collapse of banks
and lending institutions to
“falling dominoes.” It
should have read “a house of
cards.” We regret the error. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What political organization is responsible
for the above anti-Obama campaign banners? |
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A ) |
The Ku Klux Klan |
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B ) |
The John Birch Society |
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C ) |
The American Nazi Party |
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D ) |
The Sacramento County GOP |
| Hint: Eliminate the
three ridiculously obvious choices and you'll get it. |
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| Viagra is looking for a
new pitchman whose qualifications include which of the following? |
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A ) |
long career in Senate |
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B ) |
Republican war hero |
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C ) |
old |
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D ) |
angry |
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E ) |
big loser to charismatic
Democrat in Presidential race |
| Hint: Bob Dole
doesn't want to re-up. |
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