| TECHNOLOGY |
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Prince
Charles Meets Robot
Robot “unimpressed.” |
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| POLITICS |
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Study: Conservatives Neater,
Cleaner, More Organized Than Liberals
Guns and bibles spotless, alphabetized,
arranged smartly. |
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Republicans Warn Voters Against
Giving Democrats One-Party
Control of Government
Cite policy disasters that were allowed
to occur between 2000-2006. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 First
Glow-in-the-Dark Cat
Shown to Public
Scientists hope to even
playing field for
glow-in-the-dark mice. |
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 Oddity:
Popularity of AC/DC
Coincides With Economic
Downturns
Shown: group singing
current hit, Brother, Can
You Spare a Dime. |
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You may choose up to 4 answers:
Impatient for those who
got huge bailouts from
the government to stop
hoarding, the White House
this week explained the
purpose of banks is to: |
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A ) |
lend money. |
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B ) |
borrow money. |
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C ) |
provide work
for really unimaginative
architects. |
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D ) |
make money
for their executives. |
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E ) |
buy other
banks. |
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F ) |
gamble. |
| Hint:
neither a borrower nor a
lender be. |
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| SPORTS |
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Ratings for Rain-Delayed World Series Lowest Ever
Most viewers switched to Weather Channel, stayed there. |
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