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MISCELLANEOUS FBI: Saddam Told Interrogators He Bluffed Having WMD to Scare Off Iran Worked like a charm.   SPECIAL FEATURE FALLEN REPUBLICAN MATCH GAME: Match Former Front-Runner (left) with Reason (right). LIFESTYLE Fewer Women Having Breast Implants Due to Weak Economy Levels the playing field.   CONSUMER NEWS E. Coli Found in Nestle Cookie Dough Labeled, “Best Before June 10, 2009” “But really not that great even then.”   FORMER FRONT-RUNNER   REASON       Sarah Palin   Delivered widely panned GOP response to State of the Union.       Bobby Jindal   Delivered loopy resignation speech.       John Ensign   Not born in U.S.       Mark Sanford   Had affair with aide.       Newt Gingrich   Had affair with Argentine woman.       Mitt Romney   Almost died of autoerotic asphyxiation.       Tim Pawlenty   Dumped dying wife for another woman.       Arnold Schwarzenegger   Strapped family dog to roof of car for 12-hour trip.
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