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Rumor: Palin Already Making
Plans for Her Administration
Insiders say she's offered Interior to
Joe the Plumber, FCC to Larry the Cable
Guy, Attorney General to Dog the Bounty
Hunter. |
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| BUSINESS |
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GM Announces It Will Begin
Paying
Back Government TARP Loans
With TARP funds. |
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 Postal
Service Lost $3.8 Billion in 2008
But we'll all soon stop e-mailing
and texting and tweeting and
revert back to writing long,
thoughtful letters to each other,
it is hoped. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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BPA Found in Canned Soups
Linked to Erectile Dysfunction
Guys on the make advised to order salad. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Study Finds People Can
Learn in Their Sleep
Study funded by National Association of
'C' Students. |
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Male Rabbits With Lab-Grown
Penises Mate After 1 Minute in
Cages With Females
Who ask, “What took you so
long?” |
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 Human
Brain Shrinking
As our egos expand. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: 40% of U.S. Will
Be Obese by 2018
Becoming America's largest voting bloc. |
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Uninsured ER Patients Twice
as Likely to Die as Insured Patients
But they probably had a preexisting
condition. |
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Mediterranean Diet Cuts
Depression
Viennese diet analyzes it. |
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